Meat for the ¾ Ton Truck

There is nothing like small town neighborhood customer service.  Jacob from the Goodyear shop came by last Saturday to help me determine the correct tire size for my special needs truck. These lifelines are really saving my bacon. After analyzing the partially assembled truck he recommended a 245/70R16.  I told him I was secretly hoping he would say that because it was the combination of my high school locker.

I dropped the rims off and they ordered the tires. As fate would have it I was out of town on a business trip when the wheels were ready to be picked up. My gracious wife took the Prius to the shop to pick up four huge tires and the guys in the shop loaded up the car. If they tied Granny Clampett to the roof it would have been perfect. When Stephanie was unloading the tires, she let one roll off the back of the car. Well that tire hit the pavement and since it was full of flubber, it bounced up and smacked her in the face. She is okay and the tread marks go well with the missing tooth.

I got new meat and this little 54 Truck is ready for some hauling. Did he just say “meat”? Most definitely, meat is a term I learned as a kid in Colorado and is slang for tires, mostly used in drag racing. I double dare you to Google it.

I really can see the potential in this project and am ready to hit the road.

Of course there is still lots of work left to get the cab in shape.

Wild Weather

We have had our share of bad weather in Alabama this year, killer tornados, wind storms, and our regular punishing storm fronts. All in all, downtown has survived and avoided major damage, well mostly.

A storm front came through the other day while I was at work. Hey no big deal, we get these every week. However, when I got home I found that my Hillbilly garage was demolished. I am sure some neighbors would have been glad for it to have been blown all the way to Kansas.

Oh well, at least with my camouflage tarp I can use what’s left as duck blind. I think the Northern Truck Duck is in season.

Now y’all remember how pretty it was before, it was so nice we even had parties on the truck frame. Everybody has a little red neck in them.

I did have a spare tarp and surprisingly was able to resurrect the shade tree garage in a few days. That is one mighty fine truck you have there Mr. Sherman.

This is Hillbilly Heaven, what could be better.

What A Day

The frame is mostly done; the suspension, brakes, drive shaft, and transmission are all installed. Next is to get the tires and put this baby on the road. In order to select the correct tire size, believe me there are a zillion, we need to do a test fitting of the body on the frame so we get the tires sized correctly.

You ladies will understand this, one has to put on the dress to pick out just the right shoes – do I get the strappy Jimmy Choo’s, the sassy Candies, or maybe the little black Goodyears.

Step one of the test fit is to install the cab, remember this is not an ordinary cab. It is a Five Window Cab, baby. We use an advanced body shop technique to put the cab on the frame, the Egyptian litter-bearer method. I rounded up the Lowry men and with Dale we made four. Using two 2x4 boards we picked up the cab and dropped it in place.

It is hard to believe but It took only four bolts to attach the cab to the frame. Next, Dale and I attached the front and rear passenger side fenders and the result was unbelievable. Anubis, Ra, and Osiris were surely smiling on us. After ten months of working on the frame, the truck came to life, just look at the pictures.

Now we can select the proper tires. The key is to get a tire that is proportional to the wheel well and fenders.  I am thinking of a little black number.

Well as good as it looks, sadly it is just a test fit. Dorothy don’t look behind the curtain you might get some oil spots on those Ruby Red Slippers.

The Rear End is Near

With the rear springs installed, thank you very much, the next part is the rear end. As you can see in the before picture below, this is one big rear end, I am talking J.Lo size baby.

The challenge is how to get the 400 pound rear end under the frame and into position. I have my “professional” reinforced dolly, my old man back support – just like they wear at The Home Depot, a hydraulic jack, many blocks of wood, and Preparation-H. All and all it worked out pretty well. With a few ups and downs, I got the rear end positioned properly and installed the U-bolts.

Okay, it wasn’t quite that simple, I first had to go through the spacer conundrum. It turns out GM used the same rear shackle for many models. The way they did this was to use a spacer to accommodate the different spring sizes. The conundrum is – which side does the spacer go – Port or Starboard? Let me translate the nautical analogy, the right way or the wrong way. The 1954 Truck Shop Manual which uses bold italics for important instructions stated that the spacers were on the inside of the shackle. Now for the hyperspace discontinuity, the 1954 Factory Assembly Manual shows the spacers on the outside of the shackle. She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me…. Well I went with the Shop Manual instructions because I am a sucker for italics.

You got it, they go on the Port side matey. So once again I get to take it apart, move the spacers, and reinstall the springs. Belisima perfecto!

Yeah the rear end is on.  In celebration I turn the u-joint pinion shaft a few times just to see the wheels turn, well it just seems like too much play.  I mean I can turn it a mile and it seems to make a lot of noise. Brimmer is learning to listen to the little voices in his head - something is not right. So I use a life line and walk over to the Goodyear shop and ask them if they work on rear ends, my hope is a mechanic will come over to take a look. But no, they don’t work on them.  Now I am desperate, I use a mobile shout out and call Richard, he is gracious enough to come over and take a look at my rear end.  After he looked at the backlash, tolerance stack, reverb, and general wobbliness, he said the rear end was tougher than me and there was really nothing I could do to break it. He gave me a clean bill of health and the rear end is in!

Next were the rear shock absorbers and it’s always something.  The bolt that holds the shock to the bottom hanger is 5/8 inch. That’s right and the hole in the hanger is 5/16 inch.  Something ain’t right. Well I can make the hole bigger or get smaller bolts.  Since they don’t sell the huge ass drill bits at The Home Depot, I opted for the smaller bolts, which to my surprise they had in stock.

With the rear shocks installed, all I had left was to install the last section of the drive shaft.  This went on without any problems.  Now I am nervous, because that means I did it wrong. The picture shows the fruits of my labor.

The old 1954 Chevy Truck has some serious booty.

The before picture shows how much progress was made.



Rear Leaf Springs

The big day has finally arrived; the rear leaf springs from Posies are mostly done. I received and email stating that the springs were just about finished and that they would be shipped in a week. When they shipped, the UPS tracker showed that they spent a few days in Atlanta; I sure hope they picked up some of my favorite Sweetwater IPA.

Orlando, the UPS person dropped the springs off and even put them in the back yard for my wife. Of course this was after he checked to be sure the dog was inside. The other day he dropped off a small package, but since our dog Abby was on the porch, he just stood by the truck, holding the package out from his arm. My wife had to walk across the street to get the package. I would probably be cautious of dogs if I was the UPS person, too.

I did a quick test installation of the springs and they fit perfectly, well mostly!

With all the delays, Posies did not charge me for the U-bolts and bushings. That was nice of them, but they shipped the wrong size U-bolts which meant that I would have to cut them to the correct size. Well that is nothing for an Ace Mechanic. These U-bolts looked like they were two feet long, oh well; it takes the same effort to cut off an inch as it does to cut off a foot. Just ask Lorena Bobbitt.

On to the next problem, my bushings are too small.…  Below are the rear shackle, the shackle bolt, and two too short bushings. Billy Mays must be just around the corner. Anyway, Posies agreed the bushing were the wrong size and sent the larger ones, much to Stephanie’s delight. My friends at R&R Speed Shop pressed the bushing into the shackle and man it doesn’t get any better than that.

The spring installation was easy, hang the shackle, insert the shackle bolt through the spring eyes, and stand back to see the good news. Just look at the before and after pictures, progress baby! Next up is the rear end and brake lines.

Happy Day